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Kourtney Kardashian Threatens To 'F**king Slap The S**t Out Of' Jennifer Lawrence! OMG!

Kourtney Kardashian is finally telling her side of the Jennifer Lawrence drama — and WOW, things got spicy!

As fans may remember, Jennifer called out Kourtney during a Vanity Fair lie detector test video last November, saying the reality star “drives me nuts” and is “more annoying than ever.” Yikes!

But Jennifer apparently wasn’t looking to start a Kardashian war. After the clip went public, she reached out to Kourtney through Kim Kardashian. Smart move!

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Well, during Thursday’s season 8 Hulu premiere of The Kardashians, Kourtney explained the entire wild chain of events to her friend Simon Huck. And her initial reaction was, well, let’s just say it wasn’t exactly warm and fuzzy.

Kourtney said:

“Well, my mom wrote something, like, ‘Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone, I talked to them last night, they’re the best,’ and I go, ‘F**k that b**ch Jennifer Lawrence. ’I said to my mom, ‘Okay, [Lawrence] thinks she’s one of my sisters? I’ll f**king slap the s**t out of her.’ I was like, ‘Invite her over and we can … I’ll go for it like she’s my sister.’”

OMG!!!

Apparently, Jennifer later asked Kim for Kourtney’s email and sent her a surprisingly sweet message:

“‘I just feel like I’m one of your sisters.’”

And suddenly, because of that email, Kourtney wasn’t quite as fired up. On the ep, she noted:

“When I rewatched it, I was like, oh it’s not that bad, actually. But I’m also like, it was a really sensitive week when she sent it, and I felt like our show was airing and everybody was ganging up on me.”

So, how should Kourtney respond? Her proposed solution was hilariously Kardashian-coded:

“She [Jennifer] asked Kim for my email, and then she sent me that email, which is so nice. I saw it late last night, so I have not responded. I mean, do I say something funny? Like, ‘You can come over and I’ll beat your f**king ass?’”

Kourtney even suggested invoking the legendary Kardashian sister fight:

“I’ll just say, next time you wanna come over, we can go at it — Kourtney and Kim style.”

LOLz!

Huck, for his part, was absolutely here for it:

“That’s what you need to say, ‘cause she’ll know that fight.”

BTW, Jennifer has since addressed the controversy on Amy Poehler’s Good Hang podcast, admitting earlier this year that her press quotes can get a little wild. Yeah, no kidding!

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Clearly, though, there are no hard feelings between these two now, at least. So that’s good!!

Anyway, new episodes of The Kardashians continue to air on Thursdays on Hulu. Are y’all tuning in???

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