Um, thanks for the info, Kourtney, but we could have gone without knowing that 1) Sex feels like a metal pole ramming your vajayjay 2) That you’re too scared to buy lube.
And also, you two talking about all of this while sucking on penis-sized popsicles. You’re trying just a tad bit too hard to be provocative here.
That being said, we hope your vajayjay feels better soon, KK.
Just don’t tell us about it next time!