Kris Humphries Wants A Pay Bump Or He'll Sue

That’s right, E!, Kris Humphries WILL get a pay increase per episode or he’ll sue your pants right the hell off!
Apparently Kris is unhappy with how the show is portraying him, and feels like it’s the reason why it’s been doing so well this season. Which means, without him and his divorce, the show would have nothing! Nothing, he says!
So he wants to go from $28,500 an episode to $50,000 an episode — or he’ll bring shizz down with lawyers!

“Kris is freaking out about his finances, even though the NBA lockout has ended. After all, it’s his storyline that is making the show a success this season! He was nothing more than a disposable groom, used for ratings. He feels he deserves some type of compensation.”

How do you not realize you’re a disposable groom waaaaaaay in advance??
And sure, we get that it sucks that Kim is portraying you as the evildoer in the new season, but what do you really expect?
But hey! It’s great that you can use our legal system to have a hissyfit — because that’s totally what it’s there for.
Give us a break!
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