You can’t Google a benign term like “armpit sex” these days without stumbling across a KStew-centric article!
After all her Desperate Housewives-style dramz, it surprised none when MGID deemed Kristen Stewart the most “clickable” celebrity from June to August.
From butchers, to bakers, and even candlestick makers — nobody with an internet connection could help but suck up every bit of info on the straying seductress the internetz had to offer!
Except for Robert Pattinson, of course.
In our imagination fantasy, R-Patz spends the day barebacking white horses or sculpting his five o’clock shadow and he only uses the internet to research crepe recipes or look at pictures of kittens!!
Though not as popular as Bella, our girl Emma Watson was no wallflower!
She won the dubious distinction of most “dangerous” celeb on the ‘net!
It turns out 12% of ALL websites claiming to be about Emma She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named are actually just malicious dummy pages designed to infect your computer with a virus or re-direct your browser to something nefarious!
Black magic indeed!
Don’t worry, Hermione’s harem! You can visit PerezHilton.com for the latest (and safest) news about your favorite gal, Em’!!
[Image via Apega/Ian Wilson/WENN.]