Oh, Robert! Oh, Robert!
Thine eyes doth steal from the sun!
Oh, Robert! Oh, Robert!
Yes — Kristen Stewart has apparently written poetry for beloved Robert Pattinson.
Word has it that poetry is something he’s always wanted from KStew. She just never got around to it pre-cheating. Oops!
But now that she can gain something from it (his love and trust), sources say she’s becoming Shakespeare for ole Robberz, explaining:
“He always wanted her to write poetry for him, but she never made the effort before. But since this happened, she├óΓé¼Γäós been writing her heart out. She├óΓé¼Γäós written song lyrics, poetry and about a million apologies.”
Gurl! Put these masterpieces on a Tumblr and stat!
Everyone could always use a lil’ more culture in their lives. Ha!
Seriously though… wonder what she’s saying in them! Maybe something like…
See Kristen.
See Kristen run.
See Kristen run into the arms of a married director and regret it.
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