Kylie Jenner Buys $70,000 Car For Bestie's 18th Birthday -- And Leaves Us Speechless With A Custom Birthday Cake Featuring The N-Word

UPDATE 3:36 PM EST: Kylie took to Twitter on Thursday to clear up rumors that the explicit cake was her purchase. She tweeted:

My cute little cake to Jordyn the other day. The other one was not my gift 😊 pic.twitter.com/PEw5HJErCO
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) September 24, 2015

We guess this kase is klosed — though they definitely celebrated with the n-word confection in KJ’s kitchen.
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Um, how do we sign up to be one of Kylie Jenner‘s besties??
The reality TV star welcomed BFF Jordyn Woods to the 18-year-old club on Wednesday by gifting her with a brand-new black convertible Mercedes Benz!
Related: 18 Things Kylie Jenner Can Do Now That She’s 18!
Dang, Kylizzle! You shouldn’t have!
Both of the now-legal teens took to Instagram to show off the new whip — est. cost $70,000. See the pics (below)!

😊 happy birthday jordyn. Thank you for being you. Most down to earth selfless human being! I hope you enjoy it 🚗😘A photo posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Sep 23, 2015 at 9:21pm PDT

There’s no words to describe how I feel.. I just don’t know what I did to deserve this. I can never thank @kyliejenner for motivating me to always do my best and always opening up new opportunities. Do good and good things will happen. Blessed and grateful always. Love you and thank you again to everyone who made me feel special on this 18th year. Finally ├░┼╕┼íΓÇö├░┼╕ΓÇÖ┬¿A photo posted by @jordynwoods on Sep 23, 2015 at 9:36pm PDT

Guess new cars are standard when you turn 18! *cough* Tyga *cough*
As if the new ride wasn’t enough, Kris Jenner‘s baby girl also invited celebrity nail artist Britney Tokyo to her house for some custom claws!

Thank you @britneytokyo for coming to the house today to do our nails for Jordyns birthday! I love my Barbie nails 😊A photo posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Sep 23, 2015 at 4:27pm PDT

But then… things took a turn. Kylie and pals presented her friend with a cake that read: “Happy Birthday N*gga.”

😊A photo posted by @jordynwoods on Sep 23, 2015 at 11:50am PDT

Uhhh. We’re left scratching our heads.
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