Drunk Lab Tech Found With Loose Monkeys And His Pants Down

What kinda party was this?!?!?!!?!
Coley Mitchell, a 32 year old lab technician at Georgia Health Sciences University was found monkeying around a bit too hard last week.
Officers came to the lab to see what all the hubbub was about and they found a drunk Mitchell sitting in his chair with his pants down.
Two monkeys were running through the lab but they appeared to be fine.
Mitchell was uncooperative with the police when they told him to put his pants back on and go home so they booked him for public intoxication.
Silly monkey…we mean…silly human…