Perhaps we should call this divine intervention?
We had mentioned just before the holidays a pastor named Fred Phelps who had some rather un-christian things to say about our wifey Lady GaGa and her music. He had announced he was organizing a protest against her at her St. Louis show tonight.
Except now the bigot is snowed in!
Though GaGaloo’s sold out show will most defintely go on, Freddie got fingered by mother nature and was forced to tell everyone to stay home.
But will that stop him from being a simple-minded hater? HELL NO! In fact, read his response to these turn of events:
” YES – it is canceled because of the lack of capacity to travel. YAY! Our God doeth all things well. He took that Parody and the words from his people and he dropped them ALL OVER THIS WORLD and then when it came time to make that trip, he shut up this country so they could hold the picket alone and do the work for us. 🙂 YAY!
Here is what he did: Isa 26:20 Come, my people, enter thou into thy chambers, and shut thy doors about thee: hide thyself as it were for a little moment, until the indignation be overpast.
God is knocking the crap out of this country and all the while he is continuing to give us great and effectual doors of utterance because the time is so very, very short – the destruction of this nation is IMMINENT!! YAY!!”
So God made it snow so you wouldn’t have to protest because the snow is God’s way of protesting? Is that what all the crazy rambling is saying???
YAY – you’re an asshole! Hope your heat turns off and you freeze your balls off!
[Image via WENN.]
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