We’re cringing! We are cringing hardcore!
Jennifer Love Hewitt is all over the place this week since she dropped her new birdcage liner book, The Day I Shot Cupid.
Now, she’ll be in a new Lifetime movie, which after just reading the plot line we know will give us nightmares for a month.
The film, tentatively titled The List, is about a former Texas beauty queen, played by Jennifer (strike one – beauty, really?), who is now a married mother of three (strike two – she’s too young!) and is about to lose her house when an injury forces her husband to leave his job.
Here’s strike three – “Convinced that no one as pretty as her deserves to be poor, she takes a job at a massage parlor, only to learn that the clients expect more than a rubdown.”
Yes, they went there. Take a moment to swallow the vomit.
Needless to say, we have no intention of watching this dribble when it comes to Lifetime this year, but we will enjoy the barrage of jokes that will forever be made about Jennifer Love Desperate after it airs!
[Image via WENN.]