On Monday morning, freed jail bird Khloe Kardashian talked to Ryan Seacrest about her brief lock up and DUI arrest.
Apparently, trannylicious Khloe was drowning her sorrows in booze the night she was arrested for DUI last year. It was the anniversary of the death of her father Robert Kardashian (yup, OJ’s lawyer!) and she was “…going out a lot…trying to hide the pain. And I went out, but I went out the wrong way. We should have had drivers, and we just weren’t being smart.”
K.K. also revealed that she was originally expected to be taken to the downtown Twin Towers correction facility, “one of the dirtiest, toughest jails in L.A.,” but said that come Friday morning, “there were some complications, and I actually could not go down there. It’s a blessing in disguise. That’s my dad being one of my angels.”
She was transferred to the less rough and tumble Lynwood lock up and immediately placed in solitary confinement for safety reasons.
She went on to report, “As soon as I got to Lynwood, there were three bomb threats…The warden came down to talk to me, and he was saying, ‘You’re the one causing all the problems here.’ And I’m like, ‘Ugh, I don’t need any more problems.’ And he’s like, ‘There’s all these bomb threats, and we’re thinking it’s for you.’..But because of all these things, it’s a blessing, and I was actually released early because I was a threat to the prison.”
WTF?
Wonder who called in the ‘bomb threats’???
Note to self, consider ‘bomb threat’ strategy to get out of jail early if (God forbid) we ever have to serve jail time.
Anyway, it wasn’t just the whole bomb threat thing that set her free, the perpetual overcrowding of the jail system supposedly worked in her favor too!
Guess what K.K.’s mom did after she was released from jail?
Khloe says, “She had some wine and a shot of Patr├â┬│n. But we had a driver.”
Looks like the Kardashians heart liquid therapy!