Look how well that turned out!
LOLz!!!
Lindsay Lohan was still stuck at the Cannes Film Festival as of last night, so she made one final plea to her “friends” to get out of Europe and back to El Lay in time for her 8:30 A.M. court deadline.
She sent out a desperate email asking someone to send her a private plane by at least 5PM yesterday. As she has no passport, that would be the only way for her to effectively travel. The email said:
I need my friends, and people I work with to PLEASE help me get on a private plane tomorrow by at least 5pm. This is such a horrible thing that’s happened to me and extremely unfortunate. My passports been stolen and the day before my court hearing. I would never ask such a thing, but if there’s anything that I could ever ask of anyone, it would be to help me with this. I must get back on a jet to LA tomorrow. If anyone has planes leaving Nice/Cannes at any time after 11am when I get my passport, please, please, let me know if you can help me. God bless All my love Thank you, Lindsay Lohan
But the plane never came! Exactly which “friends” did you send this email to, Lilo?
And where the hell were you, Michael Lohan? The publicity you would have gotten from saving your beloved mealticket from jail would have lasted at least a week!
Really missed your shot on that one!
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