Holy child exploitation moley! Is this real life? We ask you, IS THIS REAL LIFE???
Little Eden Wood is quite the scene-stealer on TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras and somehow, we deluded ourselves into thinking that her appearance on the show was the extent of her parent’s ploy to make her a star. We were proven dreadfully wrong today as we’ve just learned Little Eden is taking her act on the road. The teeny tiny pageant kiddie is on tour with her pageant friends! Let’s say that again:
She’s ON TOUR at SIX-YEARS OLD!!!
The “fun” started this past Saturday in Arkansas where she and her girls, Dianely and Jasmine performed at the River Market in Little Rock. The following day, they played a place called Big Mama’s House Coffee Shoppe in Springfield, MO. The tour will continue through the end of the month with stops in Kansas, Illinois and Kentucky. Their monsters managers mothers have dubbed the travesty The Glamour Girls Tour!
We’re going to need therapy after just reading about this!!! Can you IMAGINE what these kids are going to be like in 10 years!!!!
We can’t imagine who would, but if you are interested, CLICK HERE to buy tickets to one of their upcoming shows!
P.S. – Actually, we can imagine who would go to this and it sickens us!!!