Standardized testing is a big deal in New York public schools.
Every student, from third grade on, has to undergo a standardized test each year, and it can decide where some students go to high school and even middle school.
The standards of these standardized tests are implemented by the Common Core which its website defines as “a set of clear college- and career-ready standards for kindergarten through 12th grade in English language arts/literacy and mathematics”.
But the people’s champion Louis C.K. thinks it’s all a bunch of bullsh*t, and is also the reason why math now makes his daughters cry! A subject which they used to love!
Here’s what the television star and comedian recently tweeted:
My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 28, 2014
A huge amount of my third graders time is spent preparing for and answering questions like this. pic.twitter.com/WU5tEo8JRO
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 28, 2014
This is one of my favorites. Also for third graders. Who is writig these? And why? pic.twitter.com/xUBVIxE6WU
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 28, 2014
Look at 4 of part a. And the point isn't that it's too hard. Just read #4. Please. pic.twitter.com/5bnUlaXG5b
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 28, 2014
"Why night you want each picture to stand for more than 1 balloon?"
Yet again I must tell my kid "don't answer it. It's a bad question"
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 28, 2014
Sorry. I sit with my kids as they so their HW they devour knowledge. When it's hard they step up. Their teachers are great
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 28, 2014
But it's changed in recent years. It's all about these tests. It feels like a dark time. And nothing is going in anymore.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 28, 2014
It's this massive stressball that hangs over the whole school. The kids teachers trying to adapt to these badly written notions.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 28, 2014
these questions btw were not written by her teacher. they were on a standardized test. written by pearson or whoever the hell
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 29, 2014
Okay I'm done. This is just one dumb, fat parent's POV. I'm pissed because I love NYC public schools. mice, lice and all.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 29, 2014
We absolutely agree with Louie!
Especially considering that his daughters are in third grade! If the Common Core wants to regulate what high schoolers should know — that’s a wee bit more easy to swallow than them telling folks what a third grader should know at that point.
We doubt they even remember what THEY knew when they were that age!
Go, Louie!!!
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