Lunatic Lindsay NOT Preparing For Jail!


Tomorrow is a big day for our lil lovable Lindsanity.
Tomorrow, a decision will be made on whether or not to throw LiLo into jail for not completing her required alcohol education classes. But is she worried?
Nah!
Sources explain that while Lindsay continues to tell friends that her probation judge, Judge Marsha Revel, HATES her, she has no doubt that she will walk out of that courtroom tomorrow without any jail time.
Truth is, the judge has every right to lock Lindsay up for not only ditching three of her schedule alcohol ed classes, but also for that time she went to Cannes and blamed everyone and a volcano for missing a court appearance. However, pals close to Lindsanity say that she is so used to her lawyers bailing her out that she simply expects the same thing to happen again.
And if the miraculous powers of Shawn Chapman Holley, her lawyer, fall through and LiLo is forced into the slammer…will she survive? One source says:
“She is one tough bitch. She can hold her own.”
We shall see!
Personally, we want to see her get the cell next to Alexis Neiers. They could chat about all the shiz she stole and brainstorm on a new reality show where they would live together in lunacy. It would be a modern version of The Odd Couple. The marketing practically writes itself!
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