Allergic to the sun?
Taking up beekeeping as a hobby?
Working on a casual Zumba certification?
We have no idea why Madonna was spotted so covered up in Ibiza this week — because she’s absolutely no stranger to showing off her abnormally sick body!
The 56-year-old was snapped demurely in two different zero exposure monochromatic looks, as she romped on the beach in her travels.
Not only were her arm and legs sans sun, but she also donned a floppy hat to stray away from those evil rays!
Whether it’s a dress or baggy pants, this is not proper attire for a tropical vaycay!
What’s up with this, Madge!?
[Image via Pacific Coast News/Splash News.]