Throughout her adoption woes, horse accident and false accusation against an imaginary paparazzo, Madonna has found salvation in boytoy Jesus Luz.
In fact, Jesus is so good for Madge that her friends in the fashion biz have been hiring him, just so the Brazilian model can stay in the United States.
And Marc “The-Man-Himself” Jacobs is campaigning for Jesus’ extended residency, calling him a “necessity to the label.”
Gotta keep Madonna happy!