Will we be expected to tip the thespians??
Are you disappointed your Magic Mike ticket won’t come with a complimentary lap dance?
Are you fuming because there isn’t even a theater where you can watch Channing Tatum and Matthew McConaughey spin around their baloney ponies in IMAX or 3-D??
Good news — now you can get up-close and personal with some half-nekkid honeys!
Screenwriter Reid Carolin is developing a musical version of Tatum’s bare-naked story!
While we don’t know the technical difference between Magic Mike on Broadway and an evening at Chippendales, we are quite positive we don’t care!!
Carolin said:
“I’m almost more excited about that than the movie because I think it’s the perfect thing for women to go see on Broadway, to be participants in the show.”
Participants? We get to be participants??
Best. Idea. Ever.
[Image via WarnerBros..]