Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting A Chicken

Cluck that.
A southern Oregon man was arrested on Monday after police say he sexually assaulted a chicken.
Joshua Woltmon remained in the Jackson County Jail on Tuesday on charges of sexual assault of an animal, public indecency, menacing and second-degree disorderly conduct.
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According to court documents, the 27-year-old exposed himself and came into contact with the chicken’s genitals.
Or, more explicitly put, he “unlawfully and for the purpose of arousing and gratifying the sexual desire of a person [touched or contacted] the sex organs of a chicken.”
Woltmon is also accused of threatening another man with sharp sticks in the same incident.
Court records in a 2014 guardianship case say Woltmon suffers from bipolar disorder, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, and was then functioning at the level of a 7-year-old.
The Medford resident is was also booked on a probation violation for meth possession. He’s being held on a $20,500 bail.

[Image via Jackson County Jail.]