Man Blames Pet Squirrel For DUI

There are some many things wrong with this scenario.
For starters….WHO OWNS A PET SQUIRREL!?!?!
In a top contender for WTF? Moment of the Year, a man in Texas has stooped to a new squirrel-y low.
Warren Michael has blamed his pet squirrel for “eating him” while he was driving. The “pet” likes to crawl into Michael’s shirt and adding to the DRINKING AND DRIVING, we can see how this can look pretty strange.
Watch the wackiness (above) and please…PLEASE….
Don’t drink and drive and own squirrels…
P.S. The squirrel (a female) is now named Duey..spelled D-U-I.