Man Dies During Pancake Eating Contest

A man in has Russia died after choking on a pancake in a pancake eating contest.
Witnesses said that as 48-year-old Boris Isayev was receiving his award for gobbling the most pancakes, he began foaming at the mouth and then collapsed on stage. Efforts to revive him were unsuccessful.
We hope that Boris is now sitting in the big IHOP in the sky, eating as many pancakes as he wants!
At least he died a winner!