Maniston Readies Her Vag And Home For A Lifetime of Being Alone

Has she really given up completely???

Looks like Jennifer Aniston is readying herself for spinsterhood!!

Maniston’s Beverly Hills home has gone under 2 1/2 years of renovations, most notably ridding the space of any special accommodations for gentleman callers.

Architectural Digest magazine reports, “[The house] originally had his-and-hers baths, but Aniston has turned the ‘his’ into a spa bath with a soaking tub.”

Her platform bed also have a TV at the foot of it!! Probably so she can watch Mr. & Mrs. Smith and cry into a carton of Ben & Jerry’s!!

She also has named the home “Ohana,” which is the Hawaiin idea of extended family. Is her extended family in regards to her 17 cats????

We think Jen needs a roommate. Why doesn’t she have Susan Boyle and her feline friends join the party?? It could be like a modern day, really sad version of The Brady Bunch!!!

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