Mean Girls Fanatic Can Recite Entire Movie In Under 30 Minutes! Watch!

SHUT UP!

This kid’s memory is as big as Gretchen Weiner’s hair…

Because it’s full of brazilliant Mean Girls dialogue!

Christopher Rosa, an intern for NextMovie, might be starting a fetch 30-minute-movie trend!

This guy can spit out the entire Mean Girls script in a breathtaking 29 minutes!

Highlights include: Glen Coco candy cane gram and his flawless rendition of the holiday talent show!

Ch-ch-check out the AH-mazing video for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!