Mel Gibson Is A Lucky SOB! DUI Expunged!

To be fair, he paid his dues and completed his three year probation, but still, this just doesn’t seem right to us.
This morning, a judge in Malibu decided to honor the request made by his lawyers and expunge Mel Gibson’s highly-publicized (and mocked) DUI arrest from back in July 2006.
You’ll recall that Mel was pulled over by police for speeding down the Pacific Coast Highway and he was so intoxicated, that he felt the need to hate on the Jews as well as make some pretty sexist remarks.
But now, as far as the courts are concerned, it never happened.
As far as we are concerned, and about every comedian of this decade, it did. Your clean record will in no way clean your reputation, Mel. That shiz is unchangeable!