Michael Fassbender Gets A Magazine Layout That's So Wrong Yet So Right! Fill In The Blank!

Looks like Michael Fassbender could sure use a consonant right now.
Due to the layout of the Empire magazine spread, it may look like Michael Fassbender’s last name is listed as Assbender! LOL, but seriously is it getting hot in here?
However, we’re sure if you spread that crack a little wider you’ll probably find what you’re looking for: the missing “F!” What did you think we were going to say?
Of course, we all know it’s Michael Fassbender, not Michael Assbender, star of Days of Future Ass, uh, we mean Past.
When Michael saw this photo, the first thing he did was _____________________.
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