Michael Lohan Denies Denies Denies

Lindsay Lohan took to her personal blog yestreday to write about her life, the holidays, her father’s illegitimate child, and comparing herself to Britney Spears.

LezLo said, “My father just let my family and i know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? Either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks├óΓé¼┬ª MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! wow- do i sound like “debbie downer” or what? not trying to be├óΓé¼┬ª”

But you know Poppa Michael Lohan can’t stay quiet for long. That famewhore will open his mouth faster than Perez at the all-you-can eat buffet!

Michael quickly got in his PR mode and contacted the press to set the record “straight” and deny her claims.

In fact, Poppa Lohan says there’s a “99 percent chance” that Lindsay’s post was actually written by SaMAN Ronson.

There he goes again – stirring the shit. And we LOVE it!

We also wouldn’t doubt his Ronson claim!

Poor BiHan – she’s fucked either way.

Merry XXXmas, Lindz!

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