It’s still unfathomable to us that he would be this incredibly STOOPID so many times in one week, but then again, he is a Lohan!
And we all must remember thaat the law doesn’t apply to them!
Oh wait. YES IT DOES.
Michael Lohan is still in the hospital recovering from the foot injury he gave himself after trying to flee police yesterday and jumping from a third floor balcony into a tree, but the Father of the Century is no where NEAR off the hook, as he’s been booked in absentia in the Orient Road jail in Tampa, with a whole new slew of charges on top of the domestic abuse against his girlfriend, Kate Major!
According to a spokesperson, he was “remotely booked” into the system while he’s held at the hospital under constant police surveillance, and is expected to be in court by Saturday or Sunday, where he will face such charges as violation of a pre-trial condition, two violations of a domestic violence injunction, and obstruction of an officer without violence!
Yeah. On days like this we remember that Lindsay never really stood a chance, did she?
Too bad! So sad!
Hope he has fun trying to slither his way out of this one!
[Image via WENN.]
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