Michael Lohan Has Blockage

Listen to how the story changes day by day!

Over the weekend, Michael Lohan was rushed to a Massachusetts hospital after suffering what he told the press was a “stroke” right before he was suppose to step into the Celebrity Boxing ring.

Now, only two days after his near-death experience, Michael is on his way back to New York and is now saying that what he suffered from “a blood clot or a blockage,” that MAY turn into a stroke.

Ah! Tomorrow it will be that he slept on his arm wrong and that caused all the “pins and needles” he felt in his left arm. Faking an illness for attention, Mike? Are there no limits to your fame-whoring?!

Oh, and a special note to his GF, Kate Major. You should be aware that he also spent some time on the phone with his ex after his “stroke.” Michael told sources that his “crisis” brought him closer to his ex-wife, Dina Lohan, who called to check in on him. He said:

“I just got off the phone with Dina and we were crying to each other.”

Sure, we bet she was devastated to hear that you were still alive and kicking!

Oh, and you know sometime in the next 48hrs we’ll get the speech about how he tried to call Lindsay in his hour of need and she didn’t want to speak to him and how terrible of a daughter she is and BLAH BLAH BLAH!

While you’re at the docs today Michael, can they do something to fix your contaminated mouth?!

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