Someone is out of touch. Don’t you know we have new things to talk about, Papa Lohan! You’ve got all new talking points to work with now!
Michael Lohan has obviously forgotten the pledge he once made not to talk about his daughter Lindsay Lohan and is taking time out of this busy, hectic schedule of doing nothing to speak to the press about Lindsay’s biggest problem to date – her teeth.
We’ve all seen the massive decay that is plaguing the gum region of Lindsay’s mouth and the shattered nubs that were once her pearly whites. As we previously reported, her rep claimed the damage came from drinking too much coffee, red wine and smoking cigarettes. While all of those things may have contributed to the decay, Michael feels that the real reason there is so much damage to her teeth is not because she was smoking cigs, but because she’s smoking either smoking crack or meth!
On HLN yesterday, Michael sat down to give his perspective on the matter, claiming he wouldn’t “shade” the destruction his daughter is doing to herself like her handlers on and put forth that he whole-heartedly feels she has been smoking some serious drugs. He explained:
“That’s from smoking a pipe with meth or crack. She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I’m not going to shade it. If you’re talking about prescription medication it would affect all your teeth, not just your two front teeth. You can’t dance with the devil and expect to go home with Jesus.”
Well, look who thinks he is Dr. Phil now! That was truly a gem, Mike.
But we don’t disagree with him. Lindsay has some serious demons to face and no one is making them face them. Except the honorable Judge Stephanie Sautner! We still can’t believe half of the zings she made at Linds yesterday! Ha!
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