How appropriate!
Despite his past indiscretions involving booze and drugs, Father of the Year Michael Lohan is planning on opening a nightclub in the Hamptons called Controversy!
He claims, however, that the joint will offer a driving service for his drugged out mess of a daughter Lindsanity clubgoers who have overdone it on the booze, and will be screened for drugs!
He also has propositioned his 22 year old son, Michael Jr. – the only Lohan we don’t hear too much about – to help manage the business with him!
LOLz! Why, so he can pimp out his second-born now that his first is a washed up disaster?
Stay away from Pops while you still have your sanity, bb!
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