Because it is a daily regiment:
Seek. Annoy. Repeat.
Papa Michael Lohan took to his Twitter this morning to enlighten us with passages from the Bible after he spent most of the day yesterday berating his daughter once again.
In a desperate plea to suck on his daughter fame teet, he went off on a Twitter rant after Lindsay acknowledged his existence (which was a mistake in her own right, but everyone screws up now and again.) First, Lindsay wrote:
“Anyone else have a father that sells fake stories on them for money&dates a girl that works for tabloids? And has never paid child support?
Don’t you think he’d learn after years of being in jail on and off?”
That was all it took to get Papa Lohan all riled up and bask in his moments of attention. He wrote back to her:
” @lindsaylohan The truth hurts Lindsay. Nothing I say is a lie or fake. And I promised not to release more tapes publicly.
But if your judge or lawyers have to hear the truth they will. Everyone knows Linds. Healthy? Working? Not using? Good people?
And if you wnna talk child support,how about all the yrs of me giving all of u the best.And how about the house I bought,built
And GAVE to ur mom and my kids. How about the cars, the briefcases full of money u all spent every month and how about
The$160,000 judgement for the money mom owes me and my familyand the $400,000 she owes the partners she screwed?Shall I go on?
listen to yourself. Don’t even go there. The way u and ur friends think is like a civil war compared to a nuclear one.”
Yawn! Reading bullshit makes us soooo sleepy!
Then came the prayer circle, which is just such a lame attempt at showing some morality, if you ask us.
Your time is over, Mike! You’re just sad now! Leave the girl ALONE!
Oh yeah, and how old is that picture of you & Lindsay on your background? Or did you have tot photoshop her into it???
[Image via WENN.]