Oh, poor Miley Cyrus. She’s just had such a tough life!
The Disney slut is promoting her shiteous new book, Miley Cyrus: Miles To Go, yes, an autobiography at the age of 16
The great piece of literature hits stands on Tuesday and what better way to promote the book than by releasing some sob story?
For example, did you know Miley was teased and bullied at school? Those kids must have known the real Miley!
Cyrus’ book mentions that her pre-teen years were ├óΓé¼┼ôfriendless, lonely and miserable.” She says, ├óΓé¼┼ôThe girls took it beyond normal bullying. These were big, tough girls. I was scrawny and short. They were fully capable of doing me bodily harm.├óΓé¼┬¥
One time they even locked her in the girl’s restroom. Says Miley, ├óΓé¼┼ôThey shoved me in. I was trapped. I banged on the door until my fists hurt. Nobody came. I spent what felt like an hour in there, waiting for someone to rescue me, wondering how my life had gotten so messed up.├óΓé¼┬¥
Somehow, we hope the publishers did their background research and verified all her “stories” were true. We wouldn’t put it past her to make shiz up!
She also talks about her short relationship with Nick Jonas, referring to him as “Prince Charming” and saying, ├óΓé¼┼ôIt felt like the whole world stopped. Nothing else mattered. Deep down I know we weren├óΓé¼Γäót being our best selves.”
She keeps beating that dead horse! Meanwhile, Nick Jonas has never really talked about his relationship with Slutty.
Cyrus continues: “Classmates would say, ‘Your dad’s a one-hit wonder. You’ll never amount to anything – just like him.’”
Blah blah blah.
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