Mary-Kate Olsen Attacked By Animals!

This brings the LOLs, bbs!!!

Yesterday, Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted with a female friend shopping on Melrose Ave in Hollywood. The two were leaving a furniture store when the animal-killer Olsen got into her friend’s car.

Of course, MKO didn’t bother to put her seat belt on. And, weighing seemingly less than a 100 lbs, if they would have gotten into a major crash, we bet she’d be dead.

Well guess what happened????

Mary-Kate and her friend were involved in an accident! Nothing major, though, thankfully for MK.

Turns out her friend driving the car doesn’t know how to pull out of a parallel parking spot without hitting the parked car behind her. And, luckily for us, it was all caught on tape.

MKO was her usual self, ducking down in the seat, trying to cover her face with her tiny hand and dirty hair. By the way, you can also spot a red cigarette lighter in MK’s hand. Guess she doesn’t care to quit.

So, as the friend goes out to find the car’s owner, MK starts to get a bit impatient with the paps. Mary Kate tells one of them, “Get out of the fucking window. Are you kidding me? You guys are├óΓé¼┬ª├óΓé¼┬¥

And as she quiets down the paparazzo finishes her sentence and says, “ANIMALS! Yeah, animals. I’m a cow. Moooooooo!!!”

Click here to check out the HIGHlarious incident!

PS. Kids, don’t be stupid like MKO, always buckle up. Safety first!