If for some strange reason you still care about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt on My Parents Didn’t Love Me…Please Pay Attention To Me!, then you might be delighted to know that NBC decided to have a little fun at their expense while the rest of the cast decided their fate.
According to Paul Telegdy, NBC’s executive vice president of alternative programming, “What we did was a far more interesting psychological experiment” wherein they were secluded in a holding cell for the past few days and tortured by “the sound of an acorn dragged by a fishing pole along the floor of the chamber, and the feel of wind on their backs blown by a small tube.” Telegdy added that on the “infrared cameras…all we can say is you see two sets of very terrified eyes, blinking, goggle-eyed, terror-struck! They prayed quite vigorously.”
Because we’re sure God cares about a couple of famewhores on a television show!
Before they were even subjected to their sentencing, Pratt “hurt” his thumb when he tried to brush away a spider (What a man!) and requested a medic. After Pratt demonstrated that the thumb was still functional, the medic told him to go back to sucking it.
If you’re really desperate and bored, they will be broadcasting scenes from the ordeal, as well as the cast’s final vote on Speidi’s fate on Monday’s show!