Movie Awards Writer Confirms Eminem Vs. Bruno Was SCRIPTED!

And in the least surprising news of the day…

The ass-to-mouth incident between Feminem and Sacha Baron Cohen‘s character Bruno at Sunday night’s MTV Movie Awards was all for show.

Told you so!

“Yes, the Eminem-Bruno incident was staged. They rehearsed it at dress [rehearsal] and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show,” head writer Scott Aukerman confirmed on his blog.

Anyone remember a lil’ movie by the name of 8 Mile??

Fem can act!

Industry insiders who attended the awards had qualms about the ‘authenticity’ of Sunday night’s teabagging: “There’s no way it was an accident… You don’t let two stars collide without a detailed plan,” explained an onlooker.

Exactly!

And as far as Fem storming out after being ambushed by Bruno – most of the big names at Sunday’s awards bailed after they finished presenting/accepting/performing!

“Most of the big celebs came, did their thing and left,” the source revealed.

We only wish the aerial-69ing had been real!

[Image via WENN.]