Mucca Glues Her Leg In!

We spoke too soon.

Heather Mills, who is going bankrupt, is currently whoring herself out competing on the UK reality show Dancing on Ice, and has had to glue her prosthetic leg in place in order to perform properly!

Says Mucca,

“I had to adjust my leg because it keeps slipping out but (my physiotherapist) Sharon’s been brilliant and glued it in. When you sweat the glue starts to move. I’m glued in now otherwise I wouldn’t be able to skate. We’re going to get a new socket made.”

WTF??? How the hell is she allowed to wear ice skates if there’s a possibility her limb could go flying into someone’s face?

Maybe her physiotherapist should glue her mouth shut while she’s at it!!!

Who knows, though, maybe she’ll do the world a favor and impale herself with an ice skate!

[Image via WENN.]