Steve Zahn, is that you?
We kid. We kid. A little.
This handsome devil pictured above actually goes by the name of Greg Gabel and he was ticketed over the weekend for frightening a young woman who worked at a tanning salon in Lincoln, Nebraska.
Officers removed Greg from the premises after the 21-year-old clerk informed police that Greg had come into the store to tell her she remind him of character in a book in which a killer stalks his victims. He then vowed he was going to return every day she worked to see her. The police charged Greg with disturbing the peace and ordered he never return to the business again.
It’s scary to also not that Greg once faced charges of murder and rape of an 18-year-old girl back in 1995. The charges were dropped after DNA evidence wasn’t a match for Greg.
But with those shifty eyes, we wouldn’t put anything past him!