What. The. Fuck.
Let’s get down to business… to discuss how Disney is reportedly planning to ditch the music in the upcoming live action remake of Mulan! This is an OUTRAGE!
During an interview with Moviefone, director Niki Caro described the film as a “big, girly martial arts epic” that will be “extremely muscular and thrilling and entertaining and moving” — but confirmed it will NOT be a musical, saying:
“From what I understand, no songs right now, much to the horror of my children.”
But… but… what about I’ll Make A Man Out Of You? Reflection? Honor To Us All??
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And if that wasn’t enough — it’s also reported that Li Shang (Mulan’s seemingly bi-sexual love interest) won’t be in the movie, either, as he’s supposedly replaced by a new character who rivals the heroine. WAHHHH.
Needless to say, Twitter is understandably infuriated:
Wait a hot second, why is Captain Li Shang being replaced by this dude in the new #Mulan. First no music, now this. Grrr pic.twitter.com/tE17hM1G7p
— Jo-Anne Rowney (@JoAnne_Rowney) March 19, 2017
What they’re doing to Mulan is dishonor!!!!!
#Mulan
— +Royal GZB ™+ 🔞 (@CLs_Mole) March 19, 2017
Cinderella: same story w/ real ppl
Beauty and the beast: same story w/ real people
Mulan (a movie we begged for): let’s fuck it up for fun
— IMAC ELBAKAERBNU (@BeySatisfied) March 19, 2017
no songs in live action Mulan = no I’ll Make A Man Out of You scene = no shirtless Li Shang = cancel the movie = what’s the point
— Iscelle ✨ (@iscellerobee) March 20, 2017
mulan did not break gender roles and save her whole country for this mess. pic.twitter.com/1vDwEuImCG
— Common White Girl (@girlposts) March 20, 2017
mulan: whooo is that girl iiii see
me: STAAARING STRAIGHT BAAACK AT MEEE pic.twitter.com/5RvYzkxjBQ
— rian (@jqsontodd) March 20, 2017
me: good morning
world: YouTube restricted lgtbq+ content, Mulan action movie is gonna suck ass, there’s no milk
me: well see u next year
— Lida 🌸 (@lida_music) March 20, 2017
you know what? if you’re not going to do mulan with the justice it deserves you can just leave it alone
— pauline • yoiconph (@misharius) March 20, 2017
mulan didn’t save china to have her live action film be described as a “girly martial arts extravaganza” pic.twitter.com/BYVpb8dU8X
— ̗̀ mulan clara ˎˊ (@clehrah) March 20, 2017
mulan wont have songs how will my children know they must be swift as a coursing river with all the force of a great typhoon
— ralph dizon (@dizonyland) March 19, 2017
My response to #Disney saying there will be “no songs” in the live-action version of #Mulan: https://t.co/gPtqmU0vCl pic.twitter.com/Vm6IBKp5eX
— Michael 😄👌🏼 (@Taylor_Mikey_) March 19, 2017
When you realise Li Shang won’t be in the ‘Mulan’ live-action remake pic.twitter.com/zTEiF4EX0h
— Superdisaster (@PeroQueDiceUste) March 19, 2017
NO ICONIC SONGS?? NO BISEXUAL LEGEND CAPTAIN LI SHANG??? DISNEY AIN’T ABOUT TO RUIN MULAN LIKE THIS I WON’T ALLOW IT pic.twitter.com/fM5HXkY7SQ
— J🍑 (@multiversetony) March 19, 2017
Mulan is the literally the best Disney princess, she saved the whole of China and she doesn’t even get music in her own film pic.twitter.com/McQYwDUEhK
— ㅤ (@MALEKALYCIA) March 18, 2017
when they ain’t put none of the songs in the live-action Mulan pic.twitter.com/0lka57Dgda
— gwyn. (@meIndamay) March 19, 2017
Disney: there will be no songs in the live-action Mulan
Me: pic.twitter.com/drn7fyq5Mx
— Emma (@emmii_young) March 18, 2017
Without any songs in Mulan how are we gonna get down to business to defeat the Huns??? pic.twitter.com/SLOSfFvueZ
— Trainer Josh (@JoshHelaku) March 19, 2017
That’s gonna be a no from us, Disney.
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