New Amusement Park Will Feature Noah’s Ark Filled With Dinosaurs

Well, this is just big bowl of stupid.

A company in Kentucky is creating an amusement park called Ark Encounter that features a full-scale ├óΓé¼┼ôreplica├óΓé¼┬¥ of Noah├óΓé¼Γäós Ark. But that├óΓé¼Γäós just the beginning — a park official has made it clear that there will be dinosaurs on the ark. Next to all of the other animals — like monkeys and stuff.

You know, because dinosaurs existed when all of the other animals did, and not millions of years before.

Yeah.

Here├óΓé¼Γäós a piece of advice to the park administrators — go pick up a science book. Have you guys heard of science? No? Well, let us explain. You see, it├óΓé¼Γäós this thing that has proved over and over again that dinosaurs didn├óΓé¼Γäót exist when Noah supposedly made an ark.

Maybe try reading every once in a while.

Just saying!