New Couple Alert!!!

We imagine this post will soon be followed up with a “Just Kiddin’,” mainly since we don’t see ANY longevity for this unusual pairing.

Socialite, celebubrat Peaches Geldof is reportedly dating actor Eli Roth. The duo were seen holding hands at the Vanity Fair after party for the Academy Awards. While at the pAArty, Peaches even tweeted out what a good time she was having:

“At the Vanity Fair Oscar night party with @eliroth who’s got a silent movie star look going down tonight. Very sharp.”

Ah, tale as old as time – The (Drunken)Beauty and the Bastard!

We give them ten more minutes, tops!

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