Why You Should Vote For Newt Gingrich!!

VOTE NEWT!!
Newt Gingrich says wants to create a lunar colony that could become a U.S. state. (Seriously.)
So crazy and wonderful at the same time!!
Even though we ABSOLUTELY disagree with the wife-swapping candidate’s views on things like: gay rights, taxing, and most everything — we think this moon idea is JAWSOME! LOLZ!
The video (above) shows a Newt-puppet singing what we assume is the politician’s inner monologue.
PS – We are officially backing the real Newt Gingrich, just this skinny singing puppet version.