Nicolas Cage Only Eats What??


Has he completely lost it??
Nicolas Cage, whose serious debt has only escalated his bizarre, did-he-seriously-just-say-that behavior, recently admitted that he only eats the meat of animals who have ‘dignified’ sex!
WTF?? Like, no, seriously – WTF??
He says:

“I love all animals. I have a fascination with fish, birds, whales – sentient life – insects, reptiles. I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds. But pigs, not so much. So I don’t eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl.”

We’d prefer not to know how he knows what kind of sex all those animals have, not to mention how he decides if it’s dignified or not.
Some shiz is just too uncomfortable, even for us.
Thoughts??
[Image via WENN.]