Nicolas Cage Spends His Money Wisely (Not!)

WTF?? Isn’t he BROKE?

Nicolas Cage has reportedly purchased a 9 foot tomb in New Orleans that is shaped like a pyramid!

Maybe this is his personal tribute to the best movies he’s ever made: the cinematic masterpieces that are National Treasure and Book of Secrets!!

Ugh. BARF.

Didn’t he have a castle-inspired mansion, too? This guy’s taste is the WORST!

Thoughts??