Looks like Sunday Roast is going to be an only child.
After “blowing feebly” into a didgeridoo during an appearance on a German TV show, Aboriginal leaders are saying that Nicole Kidman will be cursed with a Botox baby!
Award-winning actor, screenwriter and Aboriginal language teacher Richard Green said that Nic’s blow job “bastardizes our culture. I will guarantee she has no more children. It is not meant to be played by women as it will make them barren.”
Sydney’s Metropolitan Local Aboriginal Land Council cultural officer Alan Madden said Kidman and director Baz Luhrman should have known better, after spending time in Australia filming on location.
Kidman has voiced a desire to have more babies.
She’ll probably have to go swimming in that magic fetus water again!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]