No Takers

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that, thus far, Michael Lohan is getting no bites to his fishing expedition.

Lindsay’s ex-con father is attempting to sell the results of his paternity test he just took, which will determine if he is the father of that 13-year-old girl that looks just like him.

Well, magazine insiders tell us that both People and OK! have passed.

“Michael wanted 50k if the paternity test came back positive and 20k if it came back negative,” a person close to the situation tells us. “He’s ridiculous!”

If anyone should be profiting of this, it should be that little girl – NOT Michael Loahan!

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