Nordstrom Would Like To Sell You This Fancy Pet Rock For $85

Now we know what to buy our Secret Santa! Ha!
Nordstrom is legit selling a stone in a leather pouch for $85 (!!!), and we don’t know where the world is heading anymore.
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The product in question is described as a “smooth Los Angeles-area stone├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥wrapped in rich, vegetable-tanned American leather secured by sturdy contrast whipstitching.” Fancy! And it’s from LA! Maybe a celebrity even kicked it once!
In case you think this is just a glorified pet rock, well, you’re right.
People have been clowning on the object, leaving joking reviews on the website, most of which have unfortunately been removed by employees who take this thing way too seriously.
Still, some of the reviews live on, and they’re definitely worth a read.




Some people have also tweeted about it in complete confusion:

@SheWhoVotes @Nordstrom ummm it’s just a rock? In a pouch? Is it from somewhere special at least…ie the moon…. somewhere, anywhere?
— Carmen lareau 🇵🇷 (@carmen_lareau) December 5, 2016

BREAKING: My geologist sister advises against buying the Nordstrom rock for $85 https://t.co/f1trlqOguI
— Jim Dalrymple II (@JimDalrympleII) December 6, 2016

This is a rock. It has leather knickers. It costs $85 at Nordstrom. This is entirely normal. pic.twitter.com/kWY8WU8QXn
— Derek Attig (@bookmobility) December 6, 2016

Would you like to find this in your stocking come Christmas???
[Image via Nordstrom]