Not Pregnant! Pamela Anderson Is Just Fat

Earlier this week, Pamela Anderson was spotted out in London wearing a hideous outfit. But all attention was definitely on her stockings belly.
And with that bump showing, rumors began to circulate that she might be preggers.
Though at 42-years-old, that might be somewhat difficult to do. We kinda figured she might just be getting fat.
Well, Pam wants people to know she’s not pregnant. So her pal, fashion designer Richie Rich, has told reporters: “She├óΓé¼Γäós not pregnant, not broke and just happy.”
We’re not too sure about the whole “not broke” thing but we’ll buy the not pregnant comment.
Rich added, “She doesn├óΓé¼Γäót have to say anything because they├óΓé¼Γäóre not true. She actually gets upset because her kids go to school. Of course, she cares. She├óΓé¼Γäós a human being. We├óΓé¼Γäóre all human. We just poop glitter that├óΓé¼Γäós the only difference.”
He goes on to say that “Pam is the real deal. She’s an icon, and she lives her life, and people can say this or that – most of the time it’s not true. I think Pamela represents a big responsibility in being a cool person. And that’s why I like her. She’s cool, and I├óΓé¼Γäód want her to be my soccer mom!”
You can have her!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]