Yep, he is starting his own business and it’s exactly the kind of business venture you would imagine he would invest in.
Spencer Pratt, fresh off his split with FrankenTittays and The Hills, is looking to create a new name for himself. A fresh start, you might say. (Except it’s not because once again this fame-monger is just trying to weasel his way into the limelight with his insanity.)
He announced via his Twitter that he is starting his own paparazzi business! He tweeted out a desperate plea to his “fans” to help him get the ball rolling, saying:
“Anyone tweet me any celebrity sitings I’m starting my own PAP agency! I will pay for good tips if they get me the photo hahaha, (sic).
Send me all your celeb photos you take with your camera phones and i will post them on my new blog KINGSPENCER.com and give you credit and $.”
Ha! Are we back to calling you King Spencer, shizhead? Is your ego in need of a quickie inflate?
We really want to discourage anyone from helping this guy out by sending him photos. Trust us, you won’t get any credit and the only payment you’ll receive will be either a worn Ed Hardy shirt, some graham crackers, or a water-damaged, autographed copy of How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture.
Oh yeah, good luck, your majesty!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]