NY Knicks: 'Jeremy Lin, Please Handle Our Balls'

That’s right, the NY Knicks want Jeremy Lin!!
Remember a few months ago when everybody was losing their shizz over Jeremy Lin?
Whatever happened to that??
Anyway, regardless if the fire died down, the NY Knicks want him — and will not take no for an answer!
Coach Mike Woodson, with his lips planted firmly on Lin’s ass, was courting (get it??) the point guard at a fancy Beverly Hills steakhouse — and who can say no to any question after being filled up with meat??
Oh and Mastro’s Steakhouse in Beverly Hills happens to be one of the best restaurants in town.
Carmelo Anthony and Tyson Chandler were also there, presumably to help Woodson realize when there was too much brown on his nose.
Lin becomes a free agent in just a couple of weeks, and Woodson isn’t shy about wanting him.
Lin, of course, wants money!
Seems like an easy solution to us — just offer him a lot of money!
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