God bless America!
Good news pre-pubescent boys, perverts and homeless people – you can watch porn now at the library, if you live in New York!
The Empire State has decided that watching pornography falls under the first amendment of the Bill of Rights and announced they are letting their public libraries reserve the right to offer XXX flicks on the computers, as well as access to naughty webpages.
Yeah, the library is going to get A LOT more foot traffic in the coming weeks! Nice marketing ploy, NYC!
Oh, for those of you who are parental tax-payers who find this to be a bit unseemly, fear not. Filters on the computers in the library block anyone under 17 years of age from watching XXX flicks. Course, since your son or daughter probably already knows that and since they’ve grown up in this technological age, we wouldn’t be surprised if it doesn’t take them long to change the security settings to their liking.
And the amount of indecent exposure arrests in New York start to rise in 3…2…1…
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