Orly To Testify Against The Bling Ring!

Watch out, you horrible little thief! Orly is coming for that ass!

Next week, that Pretty Wild gutter troll Alexis Neiers will be on trial for her involvement in the infamous Bling Ring, which, if you recall, was made up of those dumb teenagers who broke into celebrity homes in the Hollywood Hills and stole a bunch of shiz that didn’t belong to them.

Well, we hope for her sake that she’s too STOOPID to have a guilty conscious, because we’re hearing that one of the victims of her shameless thievery, Orlando Bloom, will be making an appearance in court to TESTIFY against her!

Ouch! Would you imagine how mortifying it would be to have to stare that beautiful man in the face and know that you took a bunch of his stuff??

We’re sure she’ll just be an indignant little bitch and sulk the entire time. She’s awful!

Take the shame, you twit!

You are fucked!

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